Professor Cornwall St. Francis had been trekking through the jungles of Panama when he came across a boy hanging in the trees.
"Hello there, young man," cried the professor in the local dialect.
The boy slowly turned his head, "I'm Bradypus, King of the Sloths! I was raised by a pack of sloths after being abandoned by my parents."
"A pack of sloths? You know those are predominantly solitary creatures, right?"
"Silence! Your 'man-logic' confuses and frightens me! Behold as I counter it with what I have learned from my sloth-parents!" Bradypus took a leaf and began to chew it slowly.
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