"Sacrebleu!" said a man in a beret and a striped shirt, "You will never stop me, Lead Man! It is too late! Oh-hoh-hoh!"
The two men stood poised on the roof of the Oldies 95 station.
"I have already coupled my 'French-ifying' Ray with le radio tower! Soon all the citizens of St. Louis shall become French wussies! Oh-hoh-hoh!"
"Not on my watch!" Lead Man let fly a fist, but was blocked by a stale piece of French bread.
"You see, I am just full of surprises, non?"
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More adventures of the Impregnable Lead Man
Sketch of Le French Stereotype
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