Immune to Therapy

Continued from "Rise of the Psychiatrist."
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The Incredible Sulk was rampaging through downtown St. Louis.

"SULK NOT BELIEVE BLUES HOCKEY TEAM NOT MAKE IT TO STANLEY CUP FINALS AGAIN!" he said as he demolished a 1999 Chevy Camaro.

The Psychiatrist stepped out into the street and yelled, "Zee Suhlk! You lash out beecauze you velt neeglecteed az a child!"

The Sulk immediately turned gray, "FUNNY-ACCENT MAN RIGHT!"

"Eggzelleent!" the Psychiatrist cackled, "I haff tamed zee beest!"

The Sulk's complexion slowly turned red, "WEIRD-SOUNDING MAN MAKE SULK FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE! SULK SMASH BEARDY-MAN INSTEAD OF DEAL WITH SULK'S UNDERLYING EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS!"

"Uh-oh," the Psychiatrist said shortly before being pummeled.

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Rise of the Psychiatrist

"How are we supposed to deal with a bipolar monster like the Sulk?" General Oppenheimer asked to the representatives of various US military divisions.

"It ees qvite seemple, yes?" a bald bearded man in a white jacket stepped out of the shadows.

"Who are you? How'd you get in here?"

"You can call me zee Psychiatreest. You do not know how to contain zee beast known az zee Suhlk?" a large amount of phlegm dislodged as he tried to say 'Sulk.'

"You're saying you can take him down?"

"Vhen I am done vith heem, zee Suhlk vill be cured . . . of life!"

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