"I'm the genie of the lamp! You may now have two wishes!"
Muhammad frowned, "Two? I thought genies gave people three wishes?"
"Management's cutting back," the genie shrugged, "Magic is expensive these days."
"Okay, fine," Muhammad grumbled, "For my first wish, I want a magical carpet that can fly around."
"I can do that, but first: How much do you weigh? You look a little pudgy."
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"If you're over a certain weight, you'll have to use two wishes for two magic carpets sewed together. Also, you'll have to pay extra for carry-on luggage."
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