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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Part of a Balanced Breakfast

"I hate breakfast," one of a group of kids sighs as she pokes at her oatmeal.

Suddenly a big cartoon ship crashes into the kitchen!

"Ahoy there, kiddies! Try Admiral Breakfast's Kid Crunch Breakfast Cereal!" Admiral Breakfast announces.

"Crunchatize us, Admiral!" the kids shout in unison. The kids are transformed into the distinctive shapes of Admiral Breakfast's Kid Crunch Breakfast Cereal and are then poured into a bowl.

Admiral Breakfast takes a bite and proclaims, "Mmm! Kidtastic! Part of a balanced breakfast!"

The lights turn back on in a boardroom as the commercial ends.

"Did Admiral Breakfast . . . just eat those kids?"
Posted at 1:06 PM
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4 comments:

  1. Rick GriffinJuly 12, 2008 at 4:25 PM

    Admiral Breakfast's Kid Crunch Breakfast Cereal is people!

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  2. Rick GriffinJuly 12, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    Also, Admiral Breakfast would make a great supervillain

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  3. Eric HamiltonJuly 13, 2008 at 6:46 AM

    Also, Admiral Breakfast would make a great supervillain

    Oh! I like that!

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  4. AnonymousJuly 13, 2008 at 2:45 PM

    MMM. Tasty. I ditto the supervillain angle.

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