My name is Carl Awesome. Long story short: I hunt dinosaurs.
I was rockin' out to some Led Zeppelin and I got so totally pumped! I just had to KILL something, you know what I mean?
So I just run out into the wild with Over the Hills and Far Away running through my head, and I run into this brachiosaurus. It gave me this look as it was chewing its cud, and I just wasn't going to take that! So I scaled its neck like a tree trunk and then snapped it.
Later that evening, we had Brachio-Burgers ala Awesome.
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