"Tonight, I interview one of the blowhards running for President of the Galactic Federation, Jorgan Skithypot. This is the "No-Vortex Zone" on the McIrish Factor!" The show's theme song played leading into the interview.
"Welcome, Space-Representative Skithypot," Bill McIrish was always friendly in the beginning.
"Pleasure to be here," said Skithypot in a tone that revealed quite the opposite.
"Let me get down to titanium bolts: Illegal dimensional immigrants. They're coming in from the theta dimension illegally, hurting the space-folks."
"I–"
"We have to send in the Galactic Guard! I'll let you have the last word."
"Well–"
"You're wrong!"
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