The Unwitting Badgey Artist- Part 2

Continued from "The Unwitting Badgey Artist"
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"I just drew a guy in a military uniform!" Brian continued to protest.

"I know," said Mary. "And you drew him with a badge. So you're a badgey artist."

"Look," Brian pinched his nose and groaned, "I don't know who decided to take something that has been around for hundreds, if not thousands, of years, and turn it into an internet fetish movement."

"Oh it's not a fetish!" Mary corrected, ". . . unless you're into that kind of thing. But those are all badgey territory now. If you like it then you're a badgey."

"So if I like World War II movies?"

"Badgey."

The Unwitting Badgey Artist

"Hey, Brian, I didn't know you drew," Mary said, "Can I see?"

"I guess. It's just a sketch."

Mary's eyes grew wide with excitement, "You're a badgey, too!"

"A what?"

"Oh come on! Don't tell me you don't know what a badgey is."

Brian's blank stare signified he didn't.

Mary continued, "You drew this guy with a badge. You like badges on stuff. You're a badgey. Simple as that!"

"First: The guy's wearing a military uniform. Of course it'll have badges on it! Second: You just assume cause I drew a badge that I'm part of some weird internet movement?"

"Duh!"

Badgemonium

"Welcome to BADGEMONIUM, a weekly podcast dedicated to the badgey-fandom: the only podcast you need for all things wearing badges. The more the better! I'm Sergeant_at_Arms57."

"And I'm Frillybadge! There's a lot going on in the badgey community this week including a new badgey artist on deviantART, and we'll get to that in just a moment, but first we have a caller."

"Yeah. You guys dressing up like badges and doing freaky stuff is disgusting. Pervs!"

"Let me stop you right there, caller. You're referring to 'badge-suiters.' We're 'badgies.' We like badges on things, not dressing as badges. That's just disturbing."