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Show your sweetie the singularity of your love for him/her this Valentine's Day with the
unihump heart!
S/he will say, "This certainly does express the oneness I feel we experience as being a couple. Why did I ever come to believe that a traditional two-hump heart could adequately express the unity of the love we share?"
To which you will reply, "Also it is free from the over-commercialization that has come to haunt the Valentine's Day industry!"
"If it were possible to love you more deeply than the concord of the unihump heart, I would," s/he will say.
Seriously. Try it!
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Click here to learn more about the cherished symbol of love: The Unihump Heart
He had been in love, or at least he thought he had been. Now all he knows is that he's never known love.
So many things change over the years. He doesn't want to be one of the cynical ones, say that love doesn't exist. But how can he be sure with the mass commercialization of 'love' all around him?
"It was that two-humped heart!" he cries out. "Why did I think that was love?"
Don't be fooled by cheap corporate imitations of love. Choose the unihump heart to express your love today.
Paid for by the Unihump Heart Awareness Council
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Click here to learn more about the cherished symbol of love: The Unihump Heart
I wrote this love poem
in the form of a unihump heart,
hoping that it might finally melt yours,
hoping against hope you may now notice me.
Too long have I held these feelings inside me.
Too long has my anxiety kept me from saying
all the things that I've wished to say to you.
Here is my chance, in the form of a single-
humped heart: The perfect symbol of love
and unity. Much better than a double-
humped heart: A symbol of lust and
commercialization. The unihump
heart has yet to make it
mainstream, so it is
still pure for
now.
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Go here to learn more about the Unihump Heart.
"Can I interest you in our Valentine's Day clearance items?" the clerk said with fake enthusiasm.
Bill was caught off guard and stood puzzled for a moment, "It's nearly April, but I guess I could buy a small surprise for my wife. Do you have any heart-shaped candy boxes?"
"Well, we are sold out of the traditional 'two-hump' hearts. But we do still have a considerable amount of unihump hearts left." The clerk forced a smile.
"It's an upside-down raindrop."
"No! It's a
unihump heart. The unihump symbolizes the . . . one-ness . . . of the love you have . . . Yeah, okay, it's an upside-down raindrop."
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I better get a bunch of royalties for this when the unihump heart catches on. Here is just one great example of how awesome these can be. How better to express your love than with a unihump heart?
