Russ and George ordered lunch at the local burger joint and sat down to eat together. Russ reached over and took a handful of George's fries.
"Hey! Those are my fries," said George.
"I'm taking these fries because they're a side dish, a disputable part of the meal," said Russ, "At least I'm not eating your burger." Immediately finishing his sentence, Russ grabbed hold of George's burger and took a bite.
"You can't do that!" George protested.
"Yes I can. It's a peacekeeping measure," explained Russ.
"How is it peacekeeping?"
"If you don't let me eat it, there won't be peace."
So true and unfortunately normal.
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