"Senator Evans from Pennsylvania is recognized."
"Thank you, Mr. President. I wish to congratulate my fellow senators on the spectacular undertaking we accomplished earlier today. We answered the call of history as so many generations of Americans have before us. When faced with crisis, we did not shrink from our challenge – we overcame it. We did not avoid our responsibility – we embraced it. We did not fear our future – we shaped it. We finally passed S3133: Someone Please Name a Highway after Senator Evans So He'll Shut Up Already and Do Some Work for a Change Act of 2010. Thank you!"
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With thanks to President Obama for supplying part of the text.
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This kind of writing must be too easy! But it takes you to do it, and please keep it up. Too funny and sad too.
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