"The Galactic Federation is expecting us to move forward on Universal Health Care, and that is what my administration will do. We have incorporated ideas from all fifty-seven major political parties. This is a quinquageseptpartisan bill, and we will pass it even if we have to go through the Amalgamation Process to push it through."
"That was President Lovenstein earlier today," says B'jnktl the news alien, "We are joined now by Obstruction Party Chairman Betelgeuse Titanium."
"We oppose the President, and he cannot say that he has quinquageseptpartisan support!"
"But the Obstruction Party opposes everything all the time," B'jnktl says.
"Precisely!"
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