"We turn now to politics," said B'jnktl the news-alien, "Since the Superior Space-Court ruled the use of compulsory-brain-implant-obedience-chip's illegal in campaigns, President Zoron Google-Bronx has had to wage a more traditional campaign against rivals Vithor Lovenstein and Jorgan Skithypot.
"A more traditional campaign means the presidential space-debates begin tonight. Now merely a formality, the debates are derived from ultra-ancient history when candidates would display their leading prowess in a submission-rules steel-cage wrestling match.
"Vithor Lovenstein had this to say:"
"Google-Bronx, I will break every bone in your body until you cry 'space-uncle!'"
B'jnktl added, "Of course, the traditional locker-room pre-debate banter."
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