Theodore

"Every day is the same," Theodore says with an apathetic sigh, "Nothing interesting ever happens."

Two kung fu masters fly through a window behind him. Glass pieces rain to the floor. A battle of battles is waged to Theodore's backside. He does not notice.

"My life is just one dull series of events leading to more dull series of events," Theodore picks at his teeth.

From multiple directions, the kung fu masters are surrounded by ninjas. They form a temporary alliance to deal with the new threat. This all happens outside of Theodore's scope of vision.

"Bored out of my mind!"