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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Return of the Vam-Bot-Pire

The evening fog pours into the room from the now open window. A figure enters, cold and mechanical.

The cold night air jolts Katherine awake. Seeing the boxy mechanical man in a black cape standing over her, she reaches for the stake on her nightstand and jams it into the beast's chest, but to no avail.

"I AM IMPERVIOUS TO STAKES, GARLIC, SUNLIGHT," the vam-bot-pire states, "TRULY, I AM THE PERFECT MONSTER."

Thinking quickly Katherine grabs a pitcher of water, also on her nightstand, and casts it onto the creature.

"WATER! MY ONE WEAKNESS! ALSO COMPUTER VIRUSES!" The vam-bot-pire shorts out.
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2 comments:

  1. UnknownOctober 28, 2009 at 1:03 AM

    I think you might have missed closing a font change tag somewhere in here. It changed the font on the rest of the page.

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  2. Eric HamiltonOctober 28, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    Thanks. It's fixed now.

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