"Jim, pop me over a ThirstQuench™."
"Uh, okay," Jim tosses over Lance a ThirstQuech™.
Lance takes the bottle and takes a dramatic swig. "Ahh! ThirstQuench™! ThirstQuench™ the Thirst!®"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm just quenching my mega-thirst with ThirstQuench™!"
"You sound like an advertisement."
"Jim, don't you like ThirstQuench™, the drink that packs a punch to your thirst . . . and quenches it?"
"You're making a scene and you're embarrassing me!"
"Dude, if quenching my thirst with the thirst-quenchable taste of ThirstQuench™ makes a scene, then people will just have to deal!"
"How much did they pay you to do this?"
"Fifty bucks."
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