"Look. All I'm saying is that if the living over in that house are well supplied with ammunition and are easily taking us out, we might as well just go look for an easier target. A defenseless small child, perhaps?" George the self-aware zombie tried to reason with his non-self-aware brethren.
"Braaaaaaaaainssssss," hissed the zombies as they hobbled toward the house in question, getting decimated by heavy gunfire in the process.
"I know they're incredibly tasty, but listen to reason!" George pleaded.
"Braaaainnnnnnnns."
"I'm beginning to think you guys don't have any brains! Fine! Get shot for all I care!"
"Brains?"
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More ordeals of George the self-aware zombie
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