"Did I just hear 'brains' said with an inflection indicating the possibility of cognitive thought!?" George the self-aware zombie began scanning the mass of doddering undead.
"Brains?" one of the zombies said again. Her hair, though blood-soaked, was blonde with blonder highlights. Her clothes disheveled and also blood-soaked were designer by the looks of it. She had the orange hue of spray-on tan.
"Finally, a zombie I can have an actual conversation with!" George declared.
"Brains?" the she-zombie said, and stumbled passed George without even a glance.
Apparently, even when zombies, valley girls still say everything in the form of questions.
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